… You can’t help but talk to your dog in a “goo goo ga ga” voice. You know what I’m talking about.
… You plan your social outings around your dog’s food and bowel movement schedule.
… You can’t watch TV without the feeling that someone is watching you.
… You want to kiss the inventor of the Kong.
… Your heart feels warm every time you walk in the door from work. Or from grocery shopping. Or from checking the mail.
… You (repeatedly) have the crazy idea that running with an animal will be a smooth, fun process.
… You have a great appreciation for fenced in yards.
…You, and only you, think it’s hilarious when you dress him up as his alter ego, Carlton.
… You want to photograph your pup all.the.time. I mean, everyone wants to see your dog sleeping. And eating. And playing fetch. And chewing on his favorite toy….right?
… You finally have someone who will sit down and watch Ellen with you. What? Your dog doesn’t like Ellen?
… Your life is just – happier
Let’s chat – Are you an animal person? Until we adopted Campbell – my answer would have been no!