You Know that Moment When…

…You hold the door for someone who you thought was closer than they actually were? And then you feel like a jerk for making them do that awkward trot.

…You Facebook stalk a person that you haven’t seen or talked to in years, and you notice that their relationship status has gone missing and you can’t figure out whether or not they broke up with their boyfriend.

…You browse Pintrest or Some Ecards at work and see something so funny that you can’t stop laughing. Out loud.

…The hair dresser takes the first snip of hair, which is always in the back, and your heart skips a beat.

…You’re stopped at a red light, pretending to be Adele, and then you see the person next to you laughing.

…You don’t even have enough hangers for all your clothes, yet you still can’t find anything to wear.

…You realized that Justin Bieber now looks like a lesbian.

…You take your dog for a quick walk and he takes an unexpected poop…in front of someone…and you don’t have a bag to pick it up.

…At the end of folding all the laundry, you feel like a champion because all the socks have matches.

…(OR) It’s Tuesday morning and you feel like a slacker because there are still clothes in the dryer. From Sunday.

…It’s the first weekend in weeks that you don’t have a million plans so you stay in your PJs well into the morning?

Yeah, me too :)

 

Comments

  1. says

    Oh. My. Goodness. I can relate with just about every one of these! So funny :) My favorite is the not enough hangers as I just had to buy more for my already full closet. Oops.

  2. says

    …you have no plans for the weekend so you get in your car (WITH pajamas on) and hi-tail it to alyssa’s? ;)

    p.s. to the poop thing.. just keep your hands in your pockets (pretending you HAVE pockets) and act like you’re rummaging for the bag until said person leaves. works 60% of the time… every time.

    • Colleen says

      HA! That’s what I did this morning! I think the man caught onto my game – but I didn’t pick up any poo :)

      PS – You need to make a non-marathon trip up to NOVA. SOON.

  3. says

    LOVE THIS!! I wish facebook gave us what we really want, which is full details on what happened to that person’s fb-official-significant other and who that chick your ex boyfriend is now “friends” with is anyway.

    Mine is: that moment when you wake up so psyched that it’s the weekend…and realize it’s Tuesday. BLAST.

  4. Kate says

    I absolutely adore this post! Do you ever forget for 1/2 a second and think it’s Sunday evening, get bummed the weekend’s almost over, and them remember it’s only Saturday? (Or maybe that’s just a me thing… haha)

  5. says

    I LOVE THIS! lol I definitely can relate to most of those – the dog one, the holding the door, laughing out loud, and I love when all the socks match with no extra :)

  6. says

    #1. YES! I always feel like a total dork just standing there waiting for them to get to the door, when I swear they were right behind me!

    #2. Too funny, I was wondering about this yesterday, I went to a friend’s wedding a couple years ago, and I think they got divorced, but I dont’ want to look like an idiot by asking!

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