…You hold the door for someone who you thought was closer than they actually were? And then you feel like a jerk for making them do that awkward trot.
…You Facebook stalk a person that you haven’t seen or talked to in years, and you notice that their relationship status has gone missing and you can’t figure out whether or not they broke up with their boyfriend.
…The hair dresser takes the first snip of hair, which is always in the back, and your heart skips a beat.
…You’re stopped at a red light, pretending to be Adele, and then you see the person next to you laughing.
…You don’t even have enough hangers for all your clothes, yet you still can’t find anything to wear.
…You realized that Justin Bieber now looks like a lesbian.
…You take your dog for a quick walk and he takes an unexpected poop…in front of someone…and you don’t have a bag to pick it up.
…At the end of folding all the laundry, you feel like a champion because all the socks have matches.
…(OR) It’s Tuesday morning and you feel like a slacker because there are still clothes in the dryer. From Sunday.
…It’s the first weekend in weeks that you don’t have a million plans so you stay in your PJs well into the morning?
Yeah, me too