Thought #1 Did anyone hear that Lindsay Lohan’s probation was revoked?
Two questions for you: 1. Who’s shocked? 2. Who gives a fuck? At this point, whenever a news anchor wastes oxygen in order to update the world on Lindsay Lohan’s train-wreck of a life, I half expect them to follow up with an equally obvious fact such as: The sky is blue today.
Thought #2 On a cuter note, my heart melted a little bit yesterday afternoon when Campbell seemed intent on spotting my mom and her friend’s in Ellen’s audience (we did see her!)
Thought #4 I can’t make up my mind about crackle nail polish.
Is it trendy-cool, or does it defeat the whole purpose of wearing nail polish? I think it looks borderline trashtastic to have chipped nail polish – but if it’s supposed to look that way, does it make a difference?
Thought #5 One-person public bathrooms make me nervous. I feel like if I don’t sprint in and out of one in less than three minutes, everyone in the entire establishment assumes I’m pooping. On the other hand, if I do have to poop, all I can do is give a sigh and a shoulder shrug to the next lady in line.
*My apologies to any reader who holds the firm belief that girls don’t poop.
So these you have it. The highly intellectual thoughts that run through my head on a daily basis.
Does anyone else agree (or disagree!) with any of these?