Things I Won’t Do

Eat a sandwich without a side of chips.

Go comando.

Stop Facebook stalking certain people.


Simple math without using my fingers.

Think of the term “breakfast burrito” without gagging.

Wear sneakers without socks.

Eat my fries before my burger.

Go down a water slide.

Anything before I change into comfy clothes after work.


    • says

      This is so funny. I just had a conversation with a friend the other day about this very topic! I completely agree with both of you– nothing about a breakfast burrito sounds appealing and if I never eat one, I’m totally okay with it.

  1. says

    this is great. I don’t do anything before I change into comfy clothes either. Last semester in school I had to dress up in business attire every day for class because of my major. IT WAS TORTURE. I changed in about 5 seconds after I got home haha

  2. says

    I’m right there with you…eat a sandwich with no sides…WHAT?!? Never! And I have to use my hands to do math…which is the reason I teach reading and language arts, not math. 😉

  3. says

    Zumba. hahaha. People don’t WANT me to do that. I will never, ever stop Facebook stalking. Period. Doesn’t even really matter who it is. I’ve seriously spent twenty minutes (okay, fine… hours) browsing through a people’s pages I don’t even know. WHO DOES THAT? Oh, this girl.

    • Colleen says

      Oh my GOD, I’ve spent hours browsing through strangers’ facebook’s too! WTF is wrong with us?!

  4. says

    I love this. I agree, that I will not go down a waterslide. There is something about it that just doesn’t sit well. Also, the last thing I want in the morning is a burrito of any kind.

  5. says

    Love it! Can’t wear sneakers without socks either (NASTY) and comfy clothes are a top priority as soon as I get home every night. Who can get anything done in work clothes? <–irony

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