Strange Search Terms

When I first started blogging, I was totally obsessed with my “site stats.” I’d check them daily, sometimes twice daily, to see where my measly stats stood.

These days, I check my site stats once a week? While I clearly look to see where my stats are, my real joy and entertainment comes from seeing the most popular search terms that lead people to my blog and guessing where they ended up.

Below are my weekly favorites:

It’s no secret I have a total girl crush on Jillian. I mention her on occasion.

I won’t lie, for a split second, I was embarrassed when I saw that several people got to my blog based on my poor fashion choices. Then I recalled which kind of “ugly sweater” people are looking for. Good thing I have thick skin ;)

Next up, story of my life:

Not sure, buddy. But I remember my first spray tan. Sounds almost as awkward as being totally nude.

What can I say? I’m honest ;)

Caps lock, OMG. Right?!

Let’s chat – Bloggers, any favorite “strange search terms” that led people to your blog?  

This entry was posted in Blogging, Uncategorized and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink.

14 Responses to Strange Search Terms

  1. hahaha I love the search terms they are seriously the best! (:

  2. Lol – I LOVE looking at my search terms! My 3 tops ones are always “Nixon peace sign” (I took a pic of me recreating the iconic photo of him doing it) “Ain’t nobody got time for that” and “Jillian Michaels”
    Love it.

  3. Parita says:

    I’ve had quite a few people find my blog by searching for “aunts feet.” Kinda strange!

  4. Renee says:

    Search terms are like my very own comedy show! They never make any sense but are hilarious. Mine are about blue pants!

  5. I think it’s fly when girls stop by for the summer and Chinese food makes me sick. What’s there to not get? ;)

  6. Stephanie says:

    omg this post gave me the best morning laugh haha, love it! my favorite as of late is “how to open Pomi tomatoes” — ummmm? you really had to google that there friend? ok then. are you going to the va bloggers cooking demo tomorrow night?

  7. Haaaa! love it!
    my top 2 fav of mine are probably “blogger who doesnt wash their face” and “how much do my boobs weigh”
    i dunno if i am proud or ashamed that i have written posts on both of those subjects haha

  8. Candice says:

    Ha! love that oh so lovely sweater!
    search items are always fun to look at!

  9. Search terms are hilarious. One of my favorite little gems was “I ate an entire ice cream cake and I feel sick the next day why” Hm, tough one!!!

  10. Haha, I used to check my stats all the time too but haven’t for months… Now I’m really interested to see what people search for :P

  11. Ha Ha Ha Ha!! Your search terms are too funny!!!

  12. That before and after bodypump is basically the best thing ever. Love it!

  13. Haha, love scoping out the search terms. I had a hilarious one a while back but of course it was so off the wall I have absolutely no recollection of it. :/

  14. I LOVE search terms – they’re always hilarious! “gum under shoe” and “runners panties” have been some funny ones lately!

Leave a Reply