Rumors were flying around on Twitter the other night.
Justin Bieber + Selena Gomez. Engaged. Could it be?!
I immediately Googled “Justin and Selena engaged?!” Yes, I lost my composure in the Google search bar. The ?! came naturally.
I couldn’t help but think: Justin, I thought you were gonna to put me first, that you were gonna show me what I was worth. I was gonna to let you inside my world. I thought I was gonna to be one less lonely girl.
Continuing on like any normal adult, I had to share the news with the only two twenty-somethings that would be as equally affected by this news.
I can’t make this shit up.
Thank goodness I could dry my tears on a headline I read the next morning.
Praise – the – Lord