One Less Lonely Girl?

Rumors were flying around on Twitter the other night.

Justin Bieber + Selena Gomez. Engaged. Could it be?!

I immediately Googled “Justin and Selena engaged?!” Yes, I lost my composure in the Google search bar. The ?! came naturally.


I then found myself looking at Google images of the outrageously good looking couple for about 15 minutes before I snapped out of it when Cory asked “Are you crying?”

I couldn’t help but think: Justin, I thought you were gonna to put me first, that you were gonna show me what I was worth. I was gonna to let you inside my world. I thought I was gonna to be one less lonely girl.

Continuing on like any normal adult, I had to share the news with the only two twenty-somethings that would be as equally affected by this news.

I can’t make this shit up.

Thank goodness I could dry my tears on a headline I read the next morning.


Praise – the – Lord

PS: If you think I’m a crazy pedophile, please refer to my Tweet from last night that I sent out as I was writing this post.

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19 Responses to One Less Lonely Girl?

  1. AHAHAHHA. Could you imagine being 18/19/whatever and spending your ‘first year anniversary’ in MEXICO? Good lord.

  2. haahaah. thank you for being just like me.

    jesse mccartney and the beibs, forever in our hearts in the creepiest way possible.

  3. Oh my… that’s news to me. Are they even old enough to enjoy the champagne toast at their wedding???

  4. Bonnie Cima says:

    Jam, what did you say?

  5. Emily says:

    I can sleep easy now that I know it was just a rumor!!!!

  6. Dorsa says:

    hahah too funny.

    I love the beibs but I did not like the way he was dressed on Michael Buble’s Christmas special… Pull your pants up!

  7. Nikki says:

    Honest to God i did the same thing…spent time looking up all about the “engagement” on google. Kind of depressed me haha

  8. Hahaahah this is priceless. I thought it was true too! Who knows!

  9. God I love your blog more and more each day. Thank you for having the same sense of humor as me.

  10. Danielle says:

    hahaha – I had the same reaction and my boyfriend turned to me and said “so, why would I care” and I just snapped back that he didnt understand….haha aww young love!

  11. hahaha I love you.

    And some people just don’t get sarcasm. Those would also be the people who don’t like my blog. I don’t think I am ever not sarcastic.

  12. Remember when I peed / freaked out over Twitter because I thought they were engaged and then we freaked out together. Good times.

  13. Hahahaha I bet “Justin and Selena engaged” was the most searched item that night. When I saw it on Twitter that’s the first thing I did too!

    And never stop the sarcasm. I love ittttttttt

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