Yesterday Cory and I were discussing how differently we value certain things, how we relax differently and how we react to some thing differently. It really made me stop and think of that book Men are From Mars, Women are from Venus
While I don’t agree with that theory, there are certain times when I think, Jesus – guys are so different from girls.
So then it got me to thinking – If I were a guy…
I wouldn’t care about exercising to stay fit. All I’d have to do is go on one measly jog if I wanted to lose five pounds.
I would eat a bagel with cream cheese for breakfast, Chic-fil-a for lunch (Grilled chicken? Psh. Gimmie that regular Chicken sandwich.) and a juicy steak and mashed potatoes for dinner. Even if I gained two pounds, it wouldn’t show on my 6-foot+ frame.
I would smell myself. Often. Boys just smell good, don’t they?
I probably wouldn’t get excited about snatching up 3 pounds of bananas at Costco for $1.39. (A BUCK THIRTY NINE!!)
I’d play video games. I’d go all out and wear the head set and talk to my friends while playing fake war games. Then maybe I’d understand the appeal when I switched back to being a girl
I’d drink beer. Seriously, I get full after one beer. How in the hell do guys have the ability to stomach so.much.beer.
Yeah. I don’t get any of it.
Ladies, fill in the blank If I were a guy, I’d __________