Oh, it’s Monday again. This weekend was quite the blur for me. You know, one those weekends that go by so quickly that around 8:00 on Sunday night you’re like, Shit tomorrow’s Monday.
Cory was away a bachelor party this weekend, but I had my own drunken plans to keep me occupied. It’s always a bummer when one spouse is out throwin’ back shots with friends while the other is at home knitting on the couch.
Not that that’s ever happened to me.
I cross stitch.
On Saturday, a few of us went out to celebrate Emily’s birthday! Her’s fell on a Tuesday (lame) so we saw Pitch Perfect that evening and decided to save the debauchery for the weekend.
(Side note: Have you SEEN Pitch Perfect?! It was HILARIOUS. My life would be made if I could be friends with Fat Amy.)
While I did most of my errand-running on Saturday morning to avoid doing them while vominous on Sunday, it was after dinner last night that I realized I needed to print about 50 pages of work for my Monday night class.
I also realized that we only had bright orange card stock in our possession. With that, I drove to Target in my sweat pants and paid for computer paper with a Happy Birthday gift card.
The cashier said, Wow – you’re using your birthday gift card to buy printer paper?
I punched her in the face with my nasty glare. I’m in grad school. My life is pathetic. By the way, fuck you.
After that, I ate Sweet Frog alone in my car.
There you have it, folks. The highlight reel of my weekend 😉 Have a great Monday!