Hard as shit to come by, am I right? It’s terribly difficult to find another couple that’s as cool, and funny, and equally good looking as you and your partner. I get it.
Cory and I have our best couple friends, Bobby and Whitney. Seriously, we’re a match made in couple friends heaven. We love them.
If couple friends could be married, we’d marry Bobby and Whitney.
Sadly, since the move, our relationship is long-distance. It keeps our relationship fresh and exciting though, so it’s not all bad 😉
Finding couple friends is like dating, but twice as difficult. You want so badly for the girl to like you (and think you’re pretty?), and you are praying to the dating gods that your husband doesn’t make an inappropriate joke “too soon.” You know what I mean?
Save that borderline bestiality joke for the third date.
My friend Kelly and I were talking this weekend, and we decided that there should be a simple application process for finding couple friends.
We decide the most important question would be:
What time do you do to bed? Because honestly, we won’t make it with a couple who wants to go to dinner at 8 and follow it up with a movie. I’d fall asleep in between the appetizers and the main course. I’d also be a hangry bitch if I had to wait until 8:00 to eat dinner.
Do you laugh at inappropriate/vulgar jokes? If I have to stay PG, shit ain’t gonna work out.
Are you a rager? Sure, I like my fair share of adult bevs, but I’m not going HAM on a regular basis. We like watching movies, having a drink or two, and eating pizza. I don’t own stilettos and I’ve never been to a a club in my life.
In addition, if we’ve been serious couple dating for a while, I’m not trying to get dressed up for you every time. You know what I mean? Come hang out in your yoga pants and watch trashy TV with me while the boys play video games.
Then we can all go home and be in bed by 10. Okay – 9:30 😉