Totally Truthful Thursday

1. For the past few days, I have been somewhat allergic to the gym. Meaning, when I think about it, my body starts hurting and I decide it’s better to just stay in bed until 6:30.

2. We recently went antiquing, and Cory was reminded of why we can’t have nice things or go nice places (read: I love any that is inappropriate.)

3. I know it’s kind of early, but I am in desperate need for some creative ideas for a Halloween costume. I’m not above being festive and slutting it up, but I normally feel awkward when I’m half naked in public/like an idiot when I say “I’m a cat! Get it? I have on a leotard, heels, and kitty headband!” 

4. THIS article made me LOL.

5. Cory and I are currently binge-watching Orange is the New Black. I wasn’t hooked by the first episode, but now that we’re a few deep, I’m obsessed. I love/hate that at the end of each episode, I’m like, Okay – just one more. 

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6. I’ve not yet run to my local Starbucks for my beloved PSL – and it’s been super difficult. It need it to be cooler. I need to be wearing boots. It needs to feel like fall. I am so weird.

7. My parents looked so good this past weekend!

8. My current life struggle: On Fridays, I LOVE Fridays…

…On Saturdays, I HATE Fridays.

Cory was away a few weekends ago. This was my response to “how was ladies’ night?”

9. I’m in this phase of life where I’m really okay with myself. And it feel awesome.

If you remember this post from last year, you know it’s something I’ve been battling with for a while. Little situations recently have reminded me of how proud of myself I am. It feels good to feel good! ;)

10. This makes me laugh every.single.time I see it.

Totally THANKFUL Thursday

I know it’s normally Totally Truthful Thursday, but you know what? I have a lot to be thankful for this week (read: always) – and clearly I’m a sucker for alliteration ;)

  • My husband, duh. He’s the best – seriously. He makes me laugh every single day, he’s smart as all get out, and he can pretty much do anything. I simply adore him.

Yes, he’s building our deck. No, he’s never built one before. Yes, he’s amazing.

  • Genuine friendships - I’m so lucky to have a generous handful of people who I genuinely trust, laugh with, and can simply be myself around.

Only a lucky few can handle this much weird. 

  • Our neighbors - OH MY GOD we have the best neighbors ever. More times that I can count, I’ve said to Cory, Seriously. How did we get this lucky?

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Not to mention, our entire neighborhood is amazing. Example: I drive down the street waving to kids…and enjoy it. Who am I?

  • My health - There’s not a day that passes when I don’t thank The Big Guy for my able body and mind.
  • Being DONE with grad school this upcoming Monday.

  • Contacts, tampons, and birth control - because they make my life better.
  • Our DVR - How else would I watch shows that come on after 9 PM?
  • Google Maps and GPS – For without those two inventions, I would most likely be a hermit.
  • My jeans still fitting - because I’ve missed more workouts than I care to admit.
  • For Sweet Frog not being within walking distance of my house - because then I would definitely have to omit the previous thankful statement.

  • Tomorrow being Friday. Enough said.

*Tell me something you’re thankful for! :)

Totally Truthful Thursday

  • I could never be a person who takes regular “outfit of the day” pictures. Not because I hate them, but because it takes me a solid 5 minutes to get a picture that I actually like. And then I shamefully admit to myself that I’m going to be late for work because I was taking pictures of myself.

  • Two weeks ago, I had a heinous sinus infection. This week, I have an upper respiratory infection. I don’t think I’ve worn make-up in like, two weeks because I feel like my entire face is chapped from constantly blowing my nose for the past 18 days.
  • Speaking of not wearing make up, I’m actually doing it more often, (even before my nose was raw.) I’m bowing down to these new Simone France products I’ve been using. Guys, this stuff serious gold. I can’t wait to write up my review for you.

#nofiltertohidezits #nomakeup #thankGODforsimonefrance!!!!

  • Not only do I use hashtags on my blog, I also use them in texts with my BFFS. Weird?
  • Get this, Emily ran her first half marathon (!!!) this weekend, and after the race, a reader stopped her and noticed her from this blog! She’s the second friend who’s been noticed in public. Have I ever been spotted by a reader? No.
  • My concern is that on the off (way, way off) chance that someone ever notices me from this blog, it’ll be on a Sunday when I’m grocery shopping, un-showered, and in the most unflattering clothes. I’m so vain, but it’s the truth.

Totally Truthful Thursday.

1. I ate three huge cookies last night while catching up on The Biggest Loser. It feels good for now, but once they get to the makeover episode, I feel shameful and switch to gum chewing.

2. I’ve been married for (almost) a year and a half, and my email address is still colleen.maiden name@gmail.com. I’m certain that this is unacceptable, but it feels like such a pain in the ass to change.

3. Bad dreams affect me for like, hours, after I wake up. Jamie and Emily, I hope you’re not really mad at me in real life. I also hope there is not a rabid raccoon in my closet in real life.

4. I feel unfeminine when I admit that I couldn’t care less about celebrating Valentine’s Day.

5. It’s such a pet peeve of mine when people say, “I could care less.” COULDN’T!!! If you’re expressing your apathy about an issue, you could not care any less! If you COULD care less, then you OBVIOUSLY care. Random rage. I apologize. 

6. I would sleep with socks on if Cory didn’t think it was gross.

7. My mom and I talk at least twice a day and my Dad thinks it’s ridiculous. He says, “What could you two possibly have to talk about now??” Um, everything, Dad. Everything.

8. At my new gym, I am always the first person to show up to 6 AM fitness classes. I remain nervous until another person walks in the room.

9. I’ve written a serious post about struggling with anxiety, but I’m anxious to publish it. Ironic.

10. I’ve found these two blogs recently and I love them! I think you will, too!

Totally Truthful Thursday

1. Real thought: Seriously, how did I maintain an active social life in college? New Years Eve was a total blasty blast, but I seriously have a hard making a sprightly comeback after a night of heavy alcohol consumption.

2. Cory and I now go to the same gym. For some reason, this is making getting up at 5:20 super challenging. When we were separately responsible for making it to our own workouts, it was a different story. But now? We play the half-awake do you want to go? game. Spooning and an extra hour of sleep tends to reign victorious. This is something we’re working on.

3. Last night, Cory gave Campbell a shower. Not our brightest decision.

No, I did not take actual photos of that event.

4. Is anyone else ready for good TV to start existing again? Good gracious, there is nothing to watch. It’s almost making me want to finish unpacking and/or be productive after dinner. Key word: almost.

5. Speaking of good television – I CAN’T WAIT FOR SUNDAY!!!!

6. My mom overheard some friends discussing their annoyance about Facebook’s privacy settings. They were outraged that nothing is “private anymore.” A brilliant dude said, Here’s the policy: if you want to keep something private, don’t put it on Facebook. Amen, brotherman.

7. Stop flooding your Instagram with “selfies” while pretending to show off your stud earrings or something equally unnoticeable.  If you want people to comment about how great (you obviously think) your face looks, just say it.

8. Do you know who I adore? THIS LADY.

9. Is it Friday yet?

Totally Truthful Thursday

- We close on the house this Monday. I AM SO EXCITED.

- That said, you never realize how much shit you own until you need to fit all of it into boxes. (I can imagine this problem magnifies when you have a large home and/or children. It’s just the two of us, and we’re packing up a one-bedroom apartment. I’m a #diva.)

- You know what I appreciate? Drivers who give you the “hey, thanks” wave when you let them over. As you can imagine, I judge everyone who doesn’t give such wave.

- You know what I don’t appreciate? When my a TV show runs longer than anticipated and my DVR doesn’t get the last two, EXTREMELY IMPORTANT, minutes of the show. Yeah, I’m talking about a X-Factor results show.

Via the search I had to do because my DVR let me down.

- Speaking of TV, all my dreams came true. Cory + Topanga are back in action. I’m probably more excited about this than I should be. I’m also keenly aware of the fact that I will be a 25 year old woman tuning into the Disney Channel. No big deal.

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- We found yet another inanimate object that Campbell fears. Flat boxes. (WTF.)

- Along with moving next weekend, Cory and I have some pretty exciting stuff going on next week. I can’t wait to tell you about it. Stay tuned! ;)

Where in the World is Colleen SanDiego?

- Cory and I have been in Charleston, South Carolina since Tuesday. (If you follow me on Twitter, you probably already know that, but it’s so weird not mentioning it on the blog!) We’re here to celebrate the wedding of my best/oldest/pseduo-sister friend, Lindsay on Saturday!!

She’s a gem.

- Working “remotely” is super challenging. Kudos to those of you who work at home and consistently get shit done. Being in a hotel room is slightly easier than being at home, but it’s so difficult to focus when I’m alone and in yoga pants. Does that make sense? Thank GOD I’m working on interesting stuff, or all would be lost.

- Since we’re here early for the wedding celebrations (Cory + I are both working during the day) I’m trying not to throw my normal habits out the window just yet…

- …But that’s hard as hell to do when the hotel’s “fitness center” consists of an ancient stationary bike and an elliptical on it’s last leg. Where are the weights, people?! A huge thanks to Erica for suggesting yesterday’s in-room workout. It kicked.my.ass.

Click here for the work out. If you dare.

- I’m the worst co-pilot. I’m like an infant in the fact that I fall asleep after 30 minutes in the car. Cory thinks it’s HILARIOUS to document this every time it happens.

- I’m still looking for hairspiration pictures for Saturday’s wedding. Thus far, My Google image searches (short hair up do) have not yielded the best results.

If you’ve had short hair in any sort of “up-do” please email me a picture (lunchboxdiaries[at]gmail[dot]com). I’ll be forever grateful.

- Today is my Friday! No work and all play is on the books for tomorrow :) Have a great day, my friends!

Let’s chat – Where is the last place you traveled?

Totally Truthful Thursday

  • I haven’t worked out this week  due to my oh-so-tragic injury and I’m becoming fidgety and self-conscious *cue violins*
  • My least favorite hashtag in the entire Twitter universe? #foodporn 

  • I’m ready to say see ya, summer. I don’t live near the beach and I’m pasty year-round, so I welcome jeans and scarfs and boots with open arms!
  • I am sad that the Giants lost. No, not because I’m a fan of the Giants (or football in general) but because now that it’s football season, Cory’s mood is strongly correlated to the outcome of  of each NYG game.

  • Sometimes, if Campbell does his biznass and we’re the only witnesses, I retain my dignity and don’t pick up.

  • I feel badly for people who spend their time shit talking on GOMI. Really? You’re going to criticize people who put themselves out there, while you hide anonymously behind your keyboard and WizardLvr420 screen name? I think that’s sad.
  • I’m one of the 1.5 million people who bought the $10 for $5 Starbucks Living Social deal. Are you?

  • I’m currently completing my internship for grad school. That means that I’m counseling people. That blows my freakin’ mind, man.
  • If I’m ever in a funky mood, the surefire way to make myself smile is to look through pictures of our wedding day. We experienced a day full of such love and happiness, and I can’t help but smile while looking back on the best day of my life.

  • I have a serious question – when is it appropriate to start decorating for/celebrating fall? I’ve had one PSL, which was glorious, and I’m anxiously awaiting our third annual CornMazing adventure.

  • Don’t forget to take part in the conversation – tell me something about YOUR Thursday! :)

Totally Truthful Thursday: Family Reunion Edition

- This past weekend, Cory and I attended a family reunion (my mom’s side) and I had a blasty-blast. Can you guess how many family members were there? If you guessed 380, you’d be correct.

Some of my gorgeous cousins!

- My brother thinks I’m annoying, and he can no longer dispute it. It was caught on film.

Caption 1: “Colleen, you are an annoying gnat. I won’t talk to you.”

Caption 2: “Seriously, Colleen. What the hell do you want from me?”

Caption 3: “Oh fine. I’ll take a GD picture with you.”

- My cousin Amy is the kind of person I want to hang out with all the time. She had me laughing all weekend! We attempted to workout on Saturday morning, but when we got to the gym, all the machines were in use. Then we decided we’d go outside for a workout, only to find it was raining. We figured the intent to workout probably burned some calories, right? ;)

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- I held a baby. Three years ago, I technically held a baby for the first time in my life, but I was slightly pressured into it (the good intention was there – I just wasn’t ready for it!)

But this weekend, for the first time in my life, I said: Okay, let me hold the baby. (My cousin and his wife have a 7 month old) It went much better than expected. He didn’t cry or have explosive diarrhea as soon as I touched him. My cousin’s wife was also chill as hell, which helped immensely. She was like, You won’t break him, but you I get why you don’t want to hold him.

- I love my grandma because she’s so awesome. How many 82-year-olds do you know who take funny pictures like this with their grown children? Or stay up until 3 AM, three nights in a row drinking bourbon, for that matter? ;)

- My mom is the boss of the world (and I love her.) Pictured here, she wanted everyone’s full attention before singing a patriotic song. Don’t ask questions.

- I love Cory for his presence on the dance floor.

It was such a great event planned by one branch of our family (YAYY, Mary Ellen and the 10′s!) and I’m sad that it went by so quickly. It’s a reunion that happens once every 5 years – and I’m already looking forward to the next one!

Let’s chat – How many (first) cousins do you have? 10 on my mom’s side and 9 on my dad’s!