Forgetting to switch the wet laundry over to the dryer.
Using my legs as a baby straightjacket when I change diapers.
Whispering “I miss you” to my Master’s degree on particularly long days at home with the baby.
Identifying baby safety hazards approximately one nanosecond before they become hazardous.
Pinning delicious recipes and then asking my husband to grab Jimmy John’s on his way home from work.
Wondering if you took that thing I said two weeks ago the wrong way.
Planning to do yoga.
Remembering I need to call you back — while I’m in the shower.
Not wearing makeup.
Producing belly laughs out of a certain 9 month old.
The Starbucks drive thru.
Utilizing the middle finger emoji.