Bathing Suit Shopping

Things that are better than going bathing  suit shopping:

  1. Traffic
  2. A stingy bar tender
  3. Math
  4. Taking a bite of pizza too soon after it comes out of the oven, resulting in burning the bejesus out of the top of your mouth.
  5.  Knowing that Ryan Gossling isn’t single
  6. Having to stop to get gas
  7. Stubbing your toe
  8. Sweet Frog being out of rainbow sprinkles
  9. That ravenous/belligerent feeling you get when you know dinner is still 30 minutes away and you’re thisclose to gnawing your arm off.
  10. Getting weighed at the doctor, while constipated, in the middle of the day, after you’ve eaten breakfast and lunch.


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21 Responses to Bathing Suit Shopping

  1. I hate all of those…especially getting gas. But not as much as bathing suit shopping!

  2. wait…. ryan gosling isnt single??? MY LIFE IS OVER!

  3. Jen @nutcaseinpoint says:

    Aaaaamen

  4. Hahahaa love this. Especially the last one.

  5. Elisha says:

    Love this Colleen! Love #8 and #10!

  6. Hahahhaa love this! So true. It’s why I only buy a bathing suit every other year or so lol

  7. katherinewelch says:

    bathing suit shopping…the worst

  8. kepotts says:

    Amen sista! Nothing makes bathing suit shopping bearable…nothing at all!

  9. Sara says:

    It’s like you read my mind. Hahahaha I love this!

  10. LOL oh my, thank you for a good laugh. I especially love #10.

  11. I thought I was the only one who truly hates stopping to get gas. My parents always told me to keep it at a half a tank at all times, but NO! It’s not going to happen. I run that tank until I’m having to push my car to the gas station. I HATE it.

  12. Colleen, you are the funniest. Add “while on your period” to #10, and bathing suit shopping might have a bit of an edge.

  13. Oh my god…this list makes MY LIFE!! All of these are especially true now that I’m post-baby with a belly button I’m not so happy about!!

  14. Shannon says:

    I agree with all except the pizza one. That is horrible beyond compare.

  15. Trudy says:

    BAHAHAHA! Oh man. Me likey. ‘Nuff said.

  16. Having heartburn, a cold, and a minor allergic reaction at the same time. I kid, I kid…but I do agree with your overall perspective on bathing suit shopping!

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