Things that are better than going bathing suit shopping:
- A stingy bar tender
- Taking a bite of pizza too soon after it comes out of the oven, resulting in burning the bejesus out of the top of your mouth.
- Knowing that Ryan Gossling isn’t single
- Having to stop to get gas
- Stubbing your toe
- Sweet Frog being out of rainbow sprinkles
- That ravenous/belligerent feeling you get when you know dinner is still 30 minutes away and you’re thisclose to gnawing your arm off.
- Getting weighed at the doctor, while constipated, in the middle of the day, after you’ve eaten breakfast and lunch.