1. Your most frequent form of exercise is sprinting to the kitchen for more snacks before the next episode of your Netflix binge begins.
2. You question if you even remember how to shave your legs anymore.
3. The best part of your day is coming home from work and getting ugly and comfortable in seconds flat.
4. You are so pasty and pale that at least one person has asked you this winter if you’re ill.
5. You’re normally ready for bed at approximately 8:45pm.
6. Seeing the bikinis when you walk into Target makes you want to physically harm someone.
7. But all your pins are reflecting nothing but summer dreams.
But putting out bathing suits IRL is too soon, Target. Too soon.
8. You know that a sunny day + freezing cold temps is the biggest mind fuck Mother Nature can play.
9. A busy night consists of having more than one TV show to watch.
10. You need a pedicure more than you need the air you breathe.